Richard Schlong, Private Investigator
Richard Schlong began contributing to Basement Medicine at the end of spring 2011 after washing ashore in St. Albans bay, initially remembering nothing of his past life. Wearing only a counterfeit Rolex and sporting two fresh bullet wounds to the head, Mr. Scholong has since made a remarkable recovery. Unfortunately, he will continue to contribute to the newspaper in fall 2013.
