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Basement Medicine

The student-run community news site of Vermont State University - Johnson

Basement Medicine

The student-run community news site of Vermont State University - Johnson

Basement Medicine

Richard Schlong, Private Investigator

Richard Schlong began contributing to Basement Medicine at the end of spring 2011 after washing ashore in St. Albans bay, initially remembering nothing of his past life.  Wearing only a counterfeit Rolex and sporting two fresh bullet wounds to the head, Mr. Scholong has since made a remarkable recovery.  Unfortunately, he will continue to contribute to the newspaper in fall 2013.

All content by Richard Schlong
Prince Henry and I escort Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, on the way to our swordfight.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Sir Vice

Richard Schlong, Private Eye Superspy
December 10, 2013
Kaufman chipperly looks on as my physical reconstructive surgery nears its end.

Doctor Yes

Richard Schlong, Private Eye
November 14, 2013
Montreal Moped

The Bitter Toothache

Richard Schlong, Private Detective
September 25, 2013
Me at the time of my birth. Minny said smile. I met her halfway. I took out my cigarette.

The Lost Girl

Richard Schlong
September 11, 2013
They were trying to take the paper back.  So I went under hard cover.

To Have and Want Not

Richard Schlong, Private Eye
February 21, 2013
Her music hung over the city thicker than fog, like heavenly pollution.

The Queens Pied Piper

Richard Schlong, Private Detective
February 6, 2013
The Big Screen

The Big Screen

Richard Schlong, Private Dick
December 6, 2012
The Hot November

The Hot November

Richard Schlong, Private Investigator
November 15, 2012
The Stiff and the Dead

The Stiff and the Dead

Richard Schlong, Private Investigator
May 3, 2012
Two Heart to Handle

Two Heart to Handle

Richard Schlong, Private Investigator
April 12, 2012
Fry Me Deadly

Fry Me Deadly

Richard Schlong, Private Investigator
March 8, 2012
The Long Tomorrow

The Long Tomorrow

Richard Schlong, Private Investigator
February 2, 2012
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